After listening to your podcast, my husband has just told me that you have made hating this movie sound so fun, he feels that he must go see it so he can hate it with you.
Despair not. For I shall bar his every attempt and spare no effort in saving the man I love from the evil forces set upon our destruction and that $8.50 for a movie that I would rather see!
Also: read this weekend a quote from Aziz Ansari, who currently has a role on the sitcom "Parks & Recreation", that he refused to audition for this movie because the producers insisted he speak with a "Kwik-E-Mart accent".